Don't call it a comeback

Well fuck me, I haven't committed to this rigmarole in a dog's year. My last feeble attempts at conveying my rather cynical thoughts on popular culture breathed their last when I got sucked into that drug-fueled black hole that is known as college, not necessarily a bad thing by any means, but the lack of any regular writing has dulled my blade somewhat, especially considering the majority of my writing has been centered around academic tomfoolery. Summer is the best time to lose all sense of expertise, so what better way to improve then by resuming regularly scheduled programming? While I can hardly claim that I'll update on a more regimented basis, I'm sure the vast majority of free time afforded by my lax schedule in the coming quarter will be somewhat mitigated by this virtual journal, this vapid corner of the Internet I can call my own.